When the head of the house is away it then becomes the kiddies role to ensure the house is well kept, without wasting any time let’s get ezintweni from our favourite weekend tabloids.
Starting off with Sunday Sun as they report L’vovo Derrango (Thokozani Ndlovu) is now a Sangoma. SS says L’vovo heard the ancestors calling and he jumped at it, he finished his five-month spiritual journey Saturday with the traditional graduation ceremony of Ubungoma.
For many reasons I not question izinto zamasiko because sonke sifuna ukuphila if being a Sangoma is ones calling, so be it… I was only curious to find out if he will be practising and I got my answer “…I came here in June, to find out my wa of life and finding myself in it. This is something from my granny. it was suppose to be done by my mom and sister until it bugged me… so it had to be done. The process of being a healer and what i did is the same, JUST THAT I WON’T BE HEALING PEOPLE…”
CONGRATULATIONS! Are very much in order, I believe the training ain’t no walk in some grassy park.
SS reports about prophet Shepherd Bushiri from Malawi known to be living large in Mzansi. Bathi the Enlightened Christian Gathering (ECG) prophet is not only living large in South Africa, he is linked to a 23 year old Lebo Nemasiwana whom he allegedly bought a house worth 6 million with BMW i8. Bathi the congregation is also complaining they’ve been emptying their pockets to build a church in Midrand… some church members alleging they pledged over half a million to a million towards the building of the new church and that they feel their money is being wasted. Moreover prophet has a wife back home in Malawi, alleges SS.
Here’s my two cents on this, bayalekile labantu pledging ridiculous amounts of money on prophets bafana naba be-Doom, Petrol and grass eating congregation members. Where are these people coming from, where do they get this mOlney from, khona don’t we have sufficient churches la- eMzansi? People be wasting money on churches whereas there’s plenty of people starving…nxah!
To you Lebo gurl, it must be nice to have an understanding with a prophet blesser.
SS says Mshoza (Nomasonto Maswanganyi) has found love in the arms of KZN businessman Thuthukani “Thuthu” Mvula of Umgumule Consulting and allegations of wedding arrangements underway… to be wife number 3.
A close source an uncle rather said “…I hope Thuthu treats her well, the same way he does his two wives. I also hope Mshoza treats him with great respect. We don’t want to see them all over the newspapers with negative publicity”
Uncle source shurrup ! You’re already talking to the paper’s abantwana bengekashadi. haska!
Guys the new Mshoza is tiring to me, she looks nothing like her old self I would imagine she does not even look at old photos of her dark very beautiful self. I am scared of this fame thing if it drives people to do horrible things to themselves… Siyababongela ngomshado.
Still on wedding rumours one part of Major League deejays Banele Mhere has allegedly engaged long time girlfriend Mihlali Ndamase.
Congratulations to you Banele… kanene which one of these boys was rumoured to have a thing with Zinhle Mabena or was the rumours untrue? nonetheless siyababongela.
I skipped this story of K Naomi fighting best friend Tshepi Vundla over married Shugasmakx because I read about it first here on JC. #ThankYouBloggers
A third mshado rumour is alleged to be be made known by Bhekithemba Mthethwa, father to Idols winner Khaya Mthethwa. “…The first failed marriage attempt broke my son’s heart…I know he’s in a relationship, but we’re still waiting for him to introduce our makoti” …So unnecessary if you to ask me. I think Khaya is going to be in some arranged mshado because of the pressure he is getting from his folks. I also see that he is no longer tight or taking photos with abo Akhumzi nooLunga I wonder.
This other comment by Bab’ Mthethwa sent me straight to bed. SS asked Mr Mthethwa snr to comment on Jessica and Khaya’s rumoured relationship his response was ” As a family head and a pastor, I can’t talk about others. My position doesn’t allow me to do so”
Mr Mthethwa snr, why are yu talking to the paper’s about your son’s (other) relationship but can’t talk ezinye. I don’t get it ! Anywho I doubt Jessica’s got time for small boys anymore our JC sources claim she is livin’it up with amablessers empela.
I must agree with Boss Lady Kiki Sunday World looks very different I nearly missed it at the shops.
I enjoyed ” your world in 60 seconds feature” it just summed-up everything.
Congratulations to the Madinda’s, Zakes le Nandi welcomed their first baby on Tuesday. Eish these two are good at keeping their privae life private. On some spicedup note, caba lezindaba zika Zakes being with a string of other girls doesn’t bother her shem.
Actress and producer Connie Ferguson is set to reprise her role as Karabo on Generations The Legacy next year. *sigh* I’m tired of this, who still watches Generations anyway?
Okay I’m done, it’s time to hit the sack.
Happy Monday Bloggers!